Vulgar words in The Complete Works of Artemus Ward — Part 7: Miscellaneous (Page 1)
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But the infamus cuss who I hired to lead me round towns in the day time to excite simpathy drank freely of spiritoous licker unbeknowns to me one day, & while under their inflooance he led me into the canal.
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He jined the Church last spring, and the minister said, "You must go home now, Brothern Billins, and erect a family altar in your own house," whereupon the egrejis old ass went home and built a reg'lar pulpit in his sittin room.
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What a reckless old cuss he was!
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"Let me write the songs of a nashun," sed I, "and I don't care a cuss who goes to the legislater!
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"Cuss your clumsiness," says he, "can't you come to a graffick without punching your ugly hed Into other people's stumucks?"
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I tuk him to bed after the 3d tumbler, that the cuss of a british Waiter might not see one of us free & enlightened citizens onable to walk strate.