Vulgar words in The Hohenzollerns in America (Page 1)

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boob x 6
damn x 2
jackass x 1
            

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In that state I was supposed to be conducted about the country by my friend Count Boob von Boobenstein, whom I had known years before as a waiter in Toronto, to see GERMANY FROM WITHIN, and to report upon it in the Allied press.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 747   ~   ~   ~

"Don't be so damn polite," he snarled.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 823   ~   ~   ~

You are General Count Boob von Boobenstein."

~   ~   ~   Sentence 827   ~   ~   ~

"My dear Boob," I said, "not a word shall pass my lips."

~   ~   ~   Sentence 917   ~   ~   ~

'Boob,' he said to me one day with tears in his eyes, 'this war must be stopped.'

~   ~   ~   Sentence 1,556   ~   ~   ~

---- General Boob of Boobenstiff, Imperial Governor of New York, will attend divine (Imperial) service on Sunday morning next at the church of St. John the (Imperial) Divine.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 1,561   ~   ~   ~

On Monday evening General Boob von Boobenstiff, Imperial Governor of New York, will be graciously pleased to attend a performance at the (Imperial) Winter Garden on Upper (Imperial) Broadway.

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I was pausing again and trying to invest myself with an air of further interest, when another man was introduced to her, quite evidently, from his appearance, a vapid jackass without one tenth of the brain calibre that I have.

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"What kind of a damn fool tug is this you've got?" he would say.

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