Vulgar words in Sketches by Seymour — Complete (Page 1)

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ass x 4
cuss x 2
make love x 1
            

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"Oh!-cuss the thing!" shrieked Mr. Spriggs, losing his equanimity with his equilibrium.

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Me!-but it's o' no use talking; von may as vell make love to a lamp-post, and expect to feed von's flame vith lights!

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"Where's Timmis?" said he, one day after he had taken a seat, and puffed and blowed for the space of five minutes-"Cuss them stairs; they'll be the death o' me."

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"Only look here, Wally," cried he; "here stands Andrew, like an ass between two bundles of hay."

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says i there aint sick a ass as this 'ere hanimal in the hole country--besides he's like as vun o' me oan famly, for i've brot im up in a manner from the time he vos a babby!--he's up to a move or too and knows my voice jist for all the world like a Chrissen.

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--sam, i hates pride so i cuts his cumpny--i says says i--napps it dont fit you aint a nunter you're o'ny a racer and that chaps afeard his prad vill be spiled a keeping conapny with a ass--leastways i'm o' the same opinyon in that respec consarning meself and--so i shall mizzle.

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and so i said to napps--"napps,"--says i--"lets go and look arter the warmint for charity's-sake" --napps vots as good-natur'd a ass as his master, didn't make no obstacle and so ve vent-- --my i!--sam, i'd a stood a Kervorten and three outs ad you a bin there!--there vas my jentlum up to his nek in a duckpond--lookin' as miserribble as a stray o' mutton in a batter puddin' "halp!

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