Vulgar words in The Eleven Comedies, Volume 1 (Page 1)

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ass x 2
blockhead x 1
buffoon x 2
cunt x 4
            
fuck x 4
fucking x 2
hussy x 3
make love x 2
            
piss x 2
shit x 4
slut x 1
            

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To succeed in the task he was bound to be master of all styles of diction--at one and the same time a dainty poet and a diverting buffoon.

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[48] With piss--the result of his drunken habits.

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Cry quickly, wee sowlet; squeak up, hussy, or by Hermes!

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Yes, it seems so; but let it grow up, and it will be a fine fat cunt.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 3,569   ~   ~   ~

For myself, I want to get to bed; I am bursting with lustfulness, I want to be fucking in the dark.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 3,772   ~   ~   ~

Now give him this other one kneaded up with ass's dung.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 4,238   ~   ~   ~

But when you have got the goddess, then rejoice, shout and laugh; thenceforward you will be able to sail or stay at home, to make love or sleep, to attend festivals and processions, to play at cottabos,[287] live like true Sybarites and to shout, Io, io!

~   ~   ~   Sentence 4,659   ~   ~   ~

Tell me, Hermes, my master, do you think it would hurt me to fuck her a little, after so long an abstinence?

~   ~   ~   Sentence 4,786   ~   ~   ~

And I well deserve it; have I not bestridden a beetle to save the Greeks, who now, thanks to me, can make love at their ease and sleep peacefully on their farms?

~   ~   ~   Sentence 5,440   ~   ~   ~

[273] An allusion to the proverbial nickname applied to the Chians--[Greek: Chios apopat_on], "shitting Chian."

~   ~   ~   Sentence 6,123   ~   ~   ~

A bath for me, you dirty slut, you!

~   ~   ~   Sentence 6,204   ~   ~   ~

if you lay a hand on her, I'll trample you underfoot till you shit your guts!

~   ~   ~   Sentence 6,899   ~   ~   ~

'tis you I want to fuck.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 6,943   ~   ~   ~

I must have someone to fuck, I must!

~   ~   ~   Sentence 6,959   ~   ~   ~

Well, there it is; 'tis her doing, that abandoned hussy!

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no, no, that hussy, say I!

~   ~   ~   Sentence 7,008   ~   ~   ~

No, but Lampito's and the Spartan women's, acting at her instigation; they have denied the men all access to their cunts.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 7,013   ~   ~   ~

The jades have sworn we shall not so much as touch their cunts till we have all agreed to conclude peace.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 7,101   ~   ~   ~

Unless peace is made very soon, we shall find no resource but to fuck Clisthenes.

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I have never seen a woman with a finer cunt!

~   ~   ~   Sentence 7,207   ~   ~   ~

Why, we are _all_ on the stand; not one but is mad to be fucking.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 7,676   ~   ~   ~

One night, when he was studying the course of the moon and its revolutions and was gazing open-mouthed at the heavens, a lizard shitted upon him from the top of the roof.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 7,868   ~   ~   ~

whether permitted or not, I must, I must shit!

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For my own part, I always thought it was Zeus pissing into a sieve.

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An impious buffoon!

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You are only down here to swell the number, true blockheads, sheep for shearing, heap of empty pots!

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Why then drivel as if you had fallen from an ass?

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