Vulgar words in Toaster's Handbook - Jokes, Stories, and Quotations (Page 1)
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Cain, he went to de land o' Nod just as de Good Book tells us, an' in de land o' Nod Cain gits so lazy an' so shif'less dat he up an' marries a gal o' one o' dem no' count pore white trash families dat de inspired apostle didn't consider fittin' to mention in de Holy Word."
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This jogged their memories, and the class cried in chorus: "The jawbone of an ass."
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Champ Clark loves to tell of how in the heat of a debate Congressman Johnson of Indiana called an Illinois representative a jackass.
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"Say!" he spluttered angrily, "if one uv you shpalpeens don't hurry up an' t'row me a rope I'm goin' to drop one uv these damn t'ings!"
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But if ever this damn war is over I'll never love another country!"
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"Well," said the white man, "that's damn poor pay."
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"Umph!" said Big Smoke, "me damn poor preacher."
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At last he burst out: "I didn't tell Bartholomew any cuss words.
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Why should I know how to cuss any better than he does?
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A happy thought came to the merchant: "No, I'm too damn busy writing my sermon," he replied.
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"Naw; I never did like them damn Yankees, anyway."