Vulgar words in Wilt Thou Torchy (Page 1)
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"Ah, you don't know our bonehead cops," says I.
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"But see here, you big boob," says I, "have you got any idea how she's costumed?"
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Only I was peeved at that boob society editor, after all the trouble I took to get the story shaped up by one of my newspaper friends and handed in early, to have it held over for the Sunday edition.
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He's a dramatic cuss, Rupert.
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So I slides out and boards a Columbus Avenue surface car, and inside of twenty minutes I'm at Auntie's apartments, interviewin' Helma, her original bonehead maid.
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That was no bonehead play either, for if there's any one stretch in town where you can let out absolutely reckless and get a medal for it, that's the place.
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Ain't they the boobs, though?
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And for a time I was just ass enough to believe you, wasn't I?"
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But cruisin' around in a yacht lookin' for pirate gold as sort of a freaky lark is one thing, while actually diggin' it out and seein' it heaped before you on the sand is another.
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He's just cocky enough for that.
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"Call your bunch back here, too," says I, "So there'll be no bonehead plays made."