Vulgar words in Two Knapsacks - A Novel of Canadian Summer Life (Page 1)
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"Your hand on that, Farquhar, my boy; if it keeps the hussies off, I'll wear a knapsack every day of my life."
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There's a friend of mine that studies his Bible without any reference to the old systems of theology, and finds these old systems have made some big mistakes in interpreting its sayings, when a newspaper blockhead comes along and says if he won't conform let him go out of the church.
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"Corry, you ass, whatever put it into your stupid head to make a fool of that kind little woman?"
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"It has a moral," answered the lawyer; "it means that I am going to take all this trouble on myself, and hinder you making a bigger ass of yours.
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"That being the case, in spite of the objectionable words, 'bigger ass,' which you will live to repent, I shall stay."
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"Aw yehs; 'ees feeshing goat smale, aw, eet smale an' smale of som stoff he call ass-afeetiter, ze feesh liike ze smale, bot I am not a feesh."
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As they sauntered back, the lawyer suddenly cried out: "What a forgetful blockhead I am.
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"Don't sit grinning there, you blockhead!" shouted the ancient mariner to Sylvanus; "hev ye been so long aboard ship ye can't tell a stable when you see it?
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"O my, no, that ain't wuth callin' a cuss; they ain't no cuss about it.
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Now, fer whole souled, brimstun heeled cuss words, they's----" "Never mind telling me any.
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The lawyer was secretly of the opinion that his friend was making an ass of himself, and that, if he were to try that poetry quoting business on Miss Carmichael, he would soon discover that such was the case.
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He remembered that he had once been just such an ass himself, and wondered how he could have so far strayed from the path of common sense.
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After enquiries as to his arm and general health, he said: "Wilks, my boy, congratulate me on being an ass; I've lost the finest woman in all the world by my own stupidity."
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But what an insufferable ass he, Coristine, had been not to keep on wading, in view of such glorious company!
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He had half a mind to descend and brain him on the spot, if he had any brains, so as to render impossible the woeful calamity.
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Maguffin was there with the horse, and, near the gate, was Miss Carmichael with that ineffable ass Lamb.
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Sorry I made an ass of myself running away.