Vulgar words in The Simpkins Plot (Page 1)

This book at a glance

ass x 13
buffoon x 1
damn x 2
jackass x 1
make love x 5
            
slut x 1
            

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~   ~   ~   Sentence 477   ~   ~   ~

"I object to him because he's a meddlesome ass, and keeps the whole place in continual hot water."

~   ~   ~   Sentence 511   ~   ~   ~

"When you've finished making that mess worse than it is," said Meldon, "and covering your own fingers all over with ink in such a way that it will take days of careful rubbing with pumice-stone to get them clean, perhaps you'll go on telling me why you call this fellow Simpkins a meddlesome ass.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 525   ~   ~   ~

Tell me plainly and straightforwardly why you call Simpkins a meddlesome ass."

~   ~   ~   Sentence 529   ~   ~   ~

"Simpkins--meddlesome ass--pokes his nose into everybody's business.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 585   ~   ~   ~

"You started out to prove that Simpkins is a meddlesome ass.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 587   ~   ~   ~

He's certainly an ass.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 590   ~   ~   ~

"Then he's an ass.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 591   ~   ~   ~

No one who wasn't an ass could possibly expect Doyle to pass a vote of censure on the doctor for not prosecuting him about his drains.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 872   ~   ~   ~

Not that I'm the least afraid of making an ass of myself.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 1,150   ~   ~   ~

"Be damn!" he said, "if it isn't Mr. Meldon.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 1,197   ~   ~   ~

"Be damn!" said Doyle, "but I wouldn't ask better than just for yourself to take in hand and hunt him out of the place altogether."

~   ~   ~   Sentence 1,261   ~   ~   ~

He said the sergeant was an incompetent jackass.--Wasn't them the words he used, doctor?"

~   ~   ~   Sentence 1,503   ~   ~   ~

I don't suppose you understand what that means; but the fact is, that an Englishwoman wouldn't marry a man who hadn't been making love to her off and on for at least a week.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 1,505   ~   ~   ~

The fact is, that if he hadn't made love to her pretty violently, she wouldn't consider it decent to marry him.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 1,919   ~   ~   ~

That silly ass Simpkins has actually flung away a priceless opportunity.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 2,522   ~   ~   ~

"Your own part, I suppose, J. J., is that of irresponsible buffoon."

~   ~   ~   Sentence 2,824   ~   ~   ~

In reality he was the worst kind of ass; and I wouldn't like to think of your getting embalmed as he did, and being dug out afterwards by an antiquary with a chisel.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 2,948   ~   ~   ~

Then I must look up that doddering old ass Callaghan, and tell him to precipitate matters a bit if I succeed in hunting Simpkins up to Ballymoy House.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 4,394   ~   ~   ~

"Don't be an ass, J. J.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 4,712   ~   ~   ~

I did not believe him at the time any more than I believed that miserable slut of a cook the next morning.

~   ~   ~   Sentence 4,767   ~   ~   ~

Has this man been trying to make love to you?"

~   ~   ~   Sentence 4,774   ~   ~   ~

He warned me in the most solemn way that I wasn't to attempt to make love to him."

~   ~   ~   Sentence 4,791   ~   ~   ~

Are you sure he doesn't want to make love to you?"

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