Vulgar words in The New Pun Book (Page 1)

This book at a glance

ass x 2
fag x 1
make love x 2
            

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* * * * * DOCTOR--You are fagged out; you must give up all headwork.

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"Because he is an ass, I reckon."

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* * * * * "What became of that girl you made love to in the hammock?"

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* * * * * Coleridge, who was a bad rider, was accosted when on horseback by a wag, who asked him if he knew what happened to Balaam, "The same thing that happened to me--An ass spoke to him."

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* * * * * "Couples making love will beware of the rubber plant."

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