Vulgar words in Humorous Ghost Stories (Page 1)
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If I were in your place, I should never dare to make love to Hinckman's niece if he were anywhere about the place.
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To make love to a young lady with a ghost sitting on the railing nearby, and that ghost the apparition of a much-dreaded uncle, the very idea of whom in such a position and at such a time made me tremble, was a difficult, if not an impossible, thing to do; but I forbore to speak, although I may have looked my mind.
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An', tell the truth, it did spoil the photograph for me for a while, for, of course, after that, if I didn't see him somewheres on the watch for his faithful spouse, I'd say to myself, 'He's inside there with that pink-featured hussy!'
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"'Well, look here,' says Buck, 'we sand rabbits ain't no sons of Heaven, but I'll be darned if we couldn't spare a button ter lay the ghost of a pore busted police-court judge, who's lost his job an' his tin, if _that's_ all he wants back.
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His talents was achin' ter git action on him; anythin' like that got up his spunk.
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you blockhead!" asked Tom Ingoldsby.
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"'Damn unpleasant that rope.
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And somehow I'd always been able to dig one up for him, so I'd begun to get a bit cocky as to my ability.
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She went on, "It's bad enough to have you flirt over the Ouija board with that hussy----" "Oh, the affair was quite above-board, I assure you, my love!"