Vulgar words in My Secret Life, Volumes I. to III. - 1888 Edition (Page 5)

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Nothing till his death pleased him more than referring to our having looked at the backside of his mother and at his sister's quims, he would roar with laughter at it.

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"Yes, but some of them fuck for all that; there is the one I had with the last half-a-crown you lent me."

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That gave me courage, I got her on to an old couch, and looked at her cunt, but my prick refused to stand; her being gay upset me.

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"She's got a coal-black cunt," said Fred, and I seemed to fancy his woman; then he said to mine, "What colour is yours?" and began to lift her clothes; "let's change and have them together," and we went at once into the back room, whither the two girls had gone.

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The same fear came over me, and I hesitated; Fred looked and laughed, I pulled up her clothes, saw her cunt; fear vanished, the next moment I was into her, and Fred and I, side by side, were fucking.

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All four were fucking away like a mill, then we paused and looked at our pricks, as they alternately were hidden and came into sight from the cunts.

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New to fucking as she was; she got jealous at the idea of anyone sharing my cock with her.

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How I came to lick Martha's cunt even then astonished me, I thought that it was the small size, the slight hair, and youthfulness of the article; but I used to lick it very daintily, wiping my mouth, spitting frequently, and never venturing beyond the clotoris.

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She with her pleasure getting intense, impelled by curiosity, or by the fascination of the cock, or by impulse, the result of my tongue on her cunt, took it in her mouth instantly.

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How far my prick went in, whether she sucked, licked, or simply let it enter, I know not, and I expect she did not either; but as she spent I felt a sensation resembling the soft friction of a cunt, and instantly shot my sperm into her mouth and over her face.

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I might have replied, "Yes she is, and her arse is remarkably like yours," but I did not, and was after that more on my guard.

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Well, thought I, this is an invitation to fucking,--she had a wonderful slip in her cunt, and I began to rise.

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A woman who wants fucking is not easy to resist, even if she is ugly and middle-aged.

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Her cunt struck me as quite a novelty, and I got ready for insertion.

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It came into my head that she knew I had licked Martha's quim, and it had such an effect on me, that down went my doodle, and I was almost ashamed to look at her; for as said, until I licked Martha, I had never done such an act, and did it with a sort of belief that I was a great beast, and should have said so of any man who did anything of the sort.

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So I got her to the side of the bed, her large thighs wide open, and legs hanging down in a favorable position, intending to please her; she gave her cunt a dry rub with her chemise.

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No sooner had my tongue touched her clitoris, than the lips closed round my mouth, and as my saliva worked up on to the cunt-hair by her movement, it wetted my nose and face, she heaved and bounced her arse so much.

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Then her thighs closed round my head tightly enough to squeeze it off, she buried her hands in the hair of my head, and up went cunt again, bringing my nose into the hole, then with a jerk she got her cunt away from me.

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do it natural,--do it natural," said she, and her thighs opened and hung down, showing a slobbered cunt.

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I went into her just as she lay at the side of the bed, and in a minute her cunt was wetter than ever.

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The sisters were often quarrelling, and I believe out of jealousy about me, yet I fucked her again.

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I waylaid her, hoping to have her again; we kissed and fondled, and with difficulty I felt her quim, but could not accomplish my wishes; she was going to be married, and soon after I heard that she was.

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My first cunt-licking, and cock-sucking took place with Martha; I had never before played such amatory pranks, and all came about by instinct.

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Fucking had eased my prepuce.

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My prick had grown bigger in the two years, which pleased me much, but about the size of it I had a curious doubt, which will be told of further on.

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The cousins whose cunts I had had a partial glimpse of, I used to like to dance with, wondering how much the hair had grown on them.

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I used also to think about my sister's cunt that I had seen when in the cradle, but just then she died.

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Fanny Hill.--Masturbation.--Friend Henry.--Under street- gratings at the gunmaker's.--A frigging match.--Sights from below.--In a back street.--A prick in petticoats.-- Evacuations.--Ladies scared.

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Just then a friend lent me _Fanny Hill_, how well I recollect that day, it was a sunshiny afternoon, I devoured the book and its luscious pictures, and although I never contemplated masturbation, lost all command of myself, frigged, and spent over a picture as it lay before me.

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The next day I had a splitting headache but read at intervals, and again frigged; and did this for a week, till my eyes were all but dropping into my head.

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"Could you see their cunts?"

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Their dresses rarely came below their ankles, they wore bustles, and standing over a grating, anyone below them, saw much more, and more easily, than they can in these days of draggling dresses, and cunt swabbing breeches, which the commonest girl wears round her rump.

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Every now and then either by reason of scanty clothing, or short dresses, or by a woman's stooping and opening her legs to look more easily low down at the window, we had a glimpse of the cunt; and great was our randiness and delight when we did.

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We could see if they had clouts round their cunts, and had some strange sights of which I will only tell one or two.

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One put her leg up against a ledge, keeping the other on the grating; it was a bright day, and I saw the dark hair of her cunt as plainly as if she were standing to show it me.

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The next minute she gathered up her clothes a little high, and squatted down on her heels as if to piddle, her bum came down within four or five inches of the grating, and I saw through the bars, her cunt open just as a woman does when she pisses.

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The next instant both our pricks were out, and looking up at the legs, stood we two young men, frigging till two jets of spunk spurted across the area.

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I used to wait prick in hand, playing with it, looking up and longing for a poke until I saw a pair of thighs plainly, then able to stand it no longer, frigged; hating myself even whilst I did it, and longing to put my spunk in the right place.

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I used to catch it in one hand, whilst I frigged with the other, then fling the spunk up towards the girls' legs.

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We both also grew more lascivious, having frigged before each other, we took to frigging each other.

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We finished by showing them to each other now, betting on their length and size, and finished up by a frigging sweep-stakes for him who spent first.

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At a signal, five young men (none I am sure nineteen years old) seated on chairs in the middle of the room began frigging themselves, amidst noise and laughter.

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Five hands were frigging as fast as they could, the prick-knobs standing out of a bright vermillion tint looking as if they must burst away from the hands which held them.

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At the same instant almost the other jets spurted, and all five men were directly sitting down, some with eyes closed, others with eyes wide open, all quiet and palpitating, gently frigging, squeezing, and tittillating their pricks until pleasure had ceased.

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Afterwards we were quiet, then came more grog, more allusion to the legs of women, their cunts and pleasures, more baudiness, more showing of pricks and ballocks, another sweep-stakes, another frigging match, and then we separated.

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He with a big family, with sons nearly as old as he was at the time of the frigging matches.

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I spent much time now in this leg inspection and frigging myself, till I could scarcely get semen out of me.

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One night (we had never been there at night before), for some reason or the other which I don't recollect we went down and found two women pissing down the grating, then a man and woman together, and discovered it to be the pissing-place of the gay women, in the main thoroughfare; and where if the nights were dark, couples used to come for a grope, a frig, or even for a fuck at times.

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The pissing often took place over a grating, we could hear, and feel, but not see.

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Now and then a woman shit down the grating, we used to watch the turds squeeze out with a fart or two, with great amusement.

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Once a man did the same, we saw prick, balls, and turd, all hanging down together, we could not help laughing, and off he shuffled as if he had been shot.

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There was one woman whose face we never saw, but who came and pissed over a grating so regularly every evening, and sometimes twice; that we knew her arse perfectly.

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We lost sight of her and used to wonder if she had found us out, for she finished one night with such a loud fart, that we laughed out,--and she must have heard us.

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I turned on the light at all risks, there were two pretty white little bums above us, with the gaping cunts, they were of quite young girls, without a hair on them; the women then were scared I suppose, for they moved.

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A rustle again, off went the slide, up went the light; what a big round bum, what a great black-haired open cunt did we see, and a stream of water as if from a fire-engine.

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Up went the bum, piss still straining down, down went the clothes, and all were off like lightening.

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The distended legs between which the balls moved, enabled us however to get a glimpse of the arse-hole and of a cunt.

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The movement of the ballocks showed the vigor with which the man was fucking, but there must have been some inequality in height; and either he was very tall, or she very short; for his knees and feet moved out at times into different positions.

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He did not need his fingers to find his mark again, his long, stiff, red-tipped article had slidden in the direction of her bum-hole; but no sooner had they readjusted their legs, then it moved backwards, and again it was hidden from sight in her cunt.

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I had for some time broken myself of frigging, and now resisted the desire, tried to read but could not, undressed and went to bed.

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I tried to piss, the piss would not run.

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If it could have spoken, it would have said, "Frig or fuck, you shall, before I give you rest."

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So I pulled the prepuce slowly back,--only once,--and as the knob came handsomely into view, out shot my spunk all over the bed-clothes.

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We heard one night some one squat down, and turned up the light; there were petticoats, legs and an arse, but instead of the usual slit, we saw to our astonishment a prick and balls hanging down between the legs, it was a man in woman's clothes, and he was shitting.

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I never saw but that one couple fucking, but we could hear groping and frigging going on close by.

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The bars were wide apart, and I suppose the regulars did not like that, yet they often used the gratings for pissing down.

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These sights did no occur all at once, I went home, stopped, returned, and so on; in the meanwhile not having women, I then frigged, left off, then took to it again, and so time went on.

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Generally, feeling and frigging was only going on, bargaining for money first.

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Meanwhile there was either no servant at my home worthy of a stiff one, or those who would not take one; and I had no alternative but to frig.

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I saw she had a nice clean face with bright brown eyes, and then had a desire to fuck her.

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I again had desisted from frigging, had sworn to myself not to do so again, and now getting strength wanted a woman badly.

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I wanted to poke Mrs. Smith, but there did not seem to be the remotest chance, nor had I any intention of attempting it, but used to look at her with my cock standing, and wondering what sort of cunt she had.

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"Why the hell had she not got him beef instead of mutton; God damn her, why were there no potatoes!"

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"He is no husband to you, he never does it to you, you know,--I heard you tell the women so; they laughed, and said he had some hussy whom he did it to."

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I don't know how the next came off, but I know I was kissing her, that I got my hand up her clothes, on to her cunt, that I pulled out my prick, that the struggling ceased, that I edged her to the bed-room, and that up against the bed she made a stand.

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All was wet, I slid my finger below her cunt (feeling even near to an arse-hole was then beyond me), there it felt wetter; that stimulated me, and on I went grinding.

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Soon we both went again, I had fucked her twice without uncunting.

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Then comes tears, then a kiss from me, then talk, then tears, and at intervals she told me a story of a bad, brutal, morose husband, who had not fucked her for months.

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