The 64 occurrences of (one's) ass
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If you want to get something fixed, first fuck it up so bad that everyone notices and then they'll be crawling up your ass trying to help you fix it."
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Get your ass up here now.'
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"You bet your ass, I did."
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"I don't know where you get off calling me at 2 in the morning, but you've got your head up your ass."
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Get your ass back here, boy.
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The wind blows up your ass!
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"You bet your ass I do," Scott affirmed.
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You don't know how to sit your ass still for ten minutes.
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All laughed to see Don Fernando going from one to another collecting the votes, and whispering to them to give him their private opinion whether the treasure over which there had been so much fighting was a pack-saddle or a caparison; but after he had taken the votes of those who knew Don Quixote, he said aloud, "The fact is, my good fellow, that I am tired collecting such a number of opinions, for I find that there is not one of whom I ask what I desire to know, who does not tell me that it is absurd to say that this is the pack-saddle of an ass, and not the caparison of a horse, nay, of a thoroughbred horse; so you must submit, for, in spite of you and your ass, this is a caparison and no pack-saddle, and you have stated and proved your case very badly."
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A fortnight might have gone by, so the story goes, since the ass had been missing, when, as the regidor who had lost it was standing in the plaza, another regidor of the same town said to him, 'Pay me for good news, gossip; your ass has turned up.'
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Be off with you, brother, and bad luck to you and him who brought you here; go, look after your ass, for we, the duennas of this house, are not used to work of that sort."
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Ay, stroke the long ears of your ass, and look as wise as you please.
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Roll your dickey; drive your ass.
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The steward had stepped in front of him, laid his hard hand on the donkey's head, and asked: "Do you call your ass Semestre?"
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The steward had stepped in front of him, laid his hard hand on the donkey's head, and asked: "Do you call your ass Semestre?"
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The steward had stepped in front of him, laid his hard hand on the donkey's head, and asked: "Do you call your ass Semestre?"
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"Why then," said Noor ad Deen, "we just now saw an ass tied at the entrance of your garden, which certainly must be yours, and which you may make use of in this extremity: here are two pieces of gold more; take them, and lead your ass with the panniers to the next vintner's; you may stand at as great a distance as you please, do but give something to the first person that comes by, and desire him to go with your ass, and procure two pitchers of wine; put one in one pannier, in another, another, which he must pay for out of the money you give him, and so let him bring the ass back to you: you will have nothing to do, but to drive the beast hither before you; we will take the wine out of the panniers: by this means you will do nothing that will give you any scruple."
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"Why then," said Noor ad Deen, "we just now saw an ass tied at the entrance of your garden, which certainly must be yours, and which you may make use of in this extremity: here are two pieces of gold more; take them, and lead your ass with the panniers to the next vintner's; you may stand at as great a distance as you please, do but give something to the first person that comes by, and desire him to go with your ass, and procure two pitchers of wine; put one in one pannier, in another, another, which he must pay for out of the money you give him, and so let him bring the ass back to you: you will have nothing to do, but to drive the beast hither before you; we will take the wine out of the panniers: by this means you will do nothing that will give you any scruple."
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"But afther this performince is over me an' the Ghost 'll trample the tripes out av you, Terence, wid your ass's bray!"
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All laughed to see Don Fernando going from one to another collecting the votes, and whispering to them to give him their private opinion whether the treasure over which there had been so much fighting was a pack-saddle or a caparison; but after he had taken the votes of those who knew Don Quixote, he said aloud, "The fact is, my good fellow, that I am tired collecting such a number of opinions, for I find that there is not one of whom I ask what I desire to know, who does not tell me that it is absurd to say that this is the pack-saddle of an ass, and not the caparison of a horse, nay, of a thoroughbred horse; so you must submit, for, in spite of you and your ass, this is a caparison and no pack-saddle, and you have stated and proved your case very badly."
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All laughed to see Don Fernando going from one to another collecting the votes, and whispering to them to give him their private opinion whether the treasure over which there had been so much fighting was a pack-saddle or a caparison; but after he had taken the votes of those who knew Don Quixote, he said aloud, "The fact is, my good fellow, that I am tired collecting such a number of opinions, for I find that there is not one of whom I ask what I desire to know, who does not tell me that it is absurd to say that this is the pack-saddle of an ass, and not the caparison of a horse, nay, of a thoroughbred horse; so you must submit, for, in spite of you and your ass, this is a caparison and no pack-saddle, and you have stated and proved your case very badly."
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A fortnight might have gone by, so the story goes, since the ass had been missing, when, as the regidor who had lost it was standing in the plaza, another regidor of the same town said to him, 'Pay me for good news, gossip; your ass has turned up.'
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Be off with you, brother, and bad luck to you and him who brought you here; go, look after your ass, for we, the duennas of this house, are not used to work of that sort."
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A fortnight might have gone by, so the story goes, since the ass had been missing, when, as the regidor who had lost it was standing in the plaza, another regidor of the same town said to him, 'Pay me for good news, gossip; your ass has turned up.'
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Be off with you, brother, and bad luck to you and him who brought you here; go, look after your ass, for we, the duennas of this house, are not used to work of that sort."
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"The moment my back is turned, pull upon the rein of your ass, until you lose sight of the savages.
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Said Hemti, "Look you, I shall take away your ass, Sekhti, for eating my corn; behold it will have to pay according to the amount of the injury."
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You do not wait for the Sabbath's sun to set when your ox or your ass is in a pit.
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'But afther this performince is over me an' the Ghost 'll trample the tripes out av you, Terence, wid your ass's bray!'
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Come, get back indoors, both you and your ass.
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Your dear son Jack-an-apes; Your monkey, your baboon, your ass, your gull!
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More shame for you, to keep your ass so lean!
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You that are one of the devil's fellow-commoners; one that sizeth the devil's butteries, sins, and perjuries very lavishly; one that are so dear to Lucifer, that he never puts you out of commons for nonpayment; you that live, like a sumner, upon the sins of the people; you whose vocation serves to enlarge the territories of hell that, but for you, had been no bigger than a pair of stocks or a pillory; you, that hate a scholar because he descries your ass's ears; you that are a plague-stuffed cloak-bag of all iniquity, which the grand serving-man of hell will one day truss up behind him, and carry to his smoky wardrobe.
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"Ummm," he said, "spy satellites..." "It's your ass going to be saved for intelligence," Suzanne said.
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As the smitten beast asked Balaam, so I ask you: "Tell me, am I not your ass?
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"I hear that doctors can now make a man half pigeon if he dares to have a mixture of pubic hairs and pubic feathers; or if you prefer a beautiful fountain-surgery a continual waterfall can come from your ass."
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D'you think Betty'll come behind the two of you with a pooper-scooper to keep your ass from being expelled.
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"Well, there's got to be a reason for me having your ass around so you come out here and help me get down from here," she said.
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Or, better still (so runs the incoherent feeling), give him something--your ox, your ass, whole hecatombs if you are rich enough; anything, it is but a chance,--you do not know what will please him; at any rate, what you love best yourself,--that is, most likely, your first-born son.
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take care, my good woman," cried Friard, in a tone of distress; "your ass is on my feet.
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"Have you no more wit," said a passerby, "than for you and your Son to trudge on foot and let your Ass go light?"
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I will wager if you now mount your ass and ride over the hill after them, you will find no sheep there, but the knights and squires come back to their own shape, and the armies marching as when we first saw them."
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'Have you counted, then,' said the priest, 'the hairs upon your ass?'
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Timour Shah being very much offended that the Cogia stretched out his leg as he did, said to himself, 'If I do so I have an excuse, and I am also a king'; and then said to the Cogia, 'When you mount your ass, what is the difference between you and him?'
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you have tarried a hundred years; then look at your food and drink-- years have not passed over it; and look at your ass; and that We may make you a sign to men, and look at the bones, how We set them together, then clothed them with flesh; so when it became clear to him, he said: I know that Allah has power over all things.
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Every day that you're away and I'm covering for your ass, he gets more and more certain.
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'You better wake your ass up, girl,' he said bluntly.
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"Shut up before I sling your ass to hell out of this car!
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"If I covet your wife or your ass or your money-bags I put poison in your tea and you very obligingly die, and all that the law can do is to send me after you as soon as the lawyers have got through with me.
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'This is beyond all patience,' said David; and suddenly extricating himself from the man's grasp, and snatching his palette from him, he was up the ladder in an instant, shouting: 'Wait awhile, and you shall have yourself to admire, with your fool's pate and your ass's ears!'
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"D----n your ass, and you too," said the Fish-woman, "if you doesn't pay me for my fish, I'll _quod_{1} you--that there's all vat I ar got to say."
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Your ass in the lion's skin nowadays is the ass who fain would be lionised; and the modern version of the parable of the talents is too often the man who, untalented, tries to palm off Brummagem counterfeits.
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This is my companion, said he, and you must shave him. Shave him! exclaimed the barber, in the greatest surprise; it is enough that I have consented to demean myself by touching you, and do you insult me by asking me to do as much to your ass?
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Fifteen days passed, as public fame reports, after the ass was missing, and while the unlucky alderman was standing in the market-place, another alderman of the same town came up to him, and said, 'Pay me for my good news, gossip, for your ass has made its appearance.'
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When she came out with her bag of goods she faced a gigantic television screen of video animated advertisements on the wall of a building across the street that flashed 'You prick,' 'Murdering philanderer,' 'You son of a bitch,' and 'Porn, your brothers are watching your ass' at the bottom of the screen.
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If I run out of beer later maybe I can ferment wine from some of the rotting day old rice I was trying to eat earlier and whatever you have stinking up your ass."
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An hour ago we took the liberty of putting a nanotech bomb comfortably in your ass.
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Said Hemti: "Look you, I shall take away your ass, Sekhti, for eating my corn; behold it will have to pay according to the amount of the injury."
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"You'll get your white flag up your ass, redskin!"
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Pray mount your ass again, and let us converse together for the small remainder of our journey.'
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"Your ass," I said, "has fallen into a pit, and you want--" This was evidently not exactly the text he wanted.
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He always looks like he's about to slam-dunk your ass, and he's really into raising his voice for dramatic effect.