The 15,767 occurrences of ass

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"A liar, and the son of a wild ass," declared Ajeet promptly.

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And, Ajeet, if this that is the manner of men causes you fear--" "Hunsa," and Ajeet's voice was constrained in its deadliness, "that ass's voice of yours will yet bring you to grief."

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For the harlots took off all the adornment which they wore on their persons, and threw it down there, and any farmer who was in want of plate or of money, but who had an ass or a sheep, brought this to the sanctuary with great zeal.

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And Valentinian took John alive, and he brought him out in the hippodrome of Aquileia with one of his hands cut off and caused him to ride in state on an ass, and then after he had suffered much ill treatment from the stage-performers there, both in word and in deed, he put him to death.

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On the back avenue it was, an' one minute 'twas as big as an ass, an' another minute it'd be no bigger than a bonnive--" "Oh, the Lord save us!" wailed the kitchen-maid irrepressibly from the scullery.

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"He says," interpreted William, "there isn't pig nor ass, sheep nor duck, belongin' to him that isn't heart-scalded with the same childhren an' their dog."

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During my residence in this town, the holy office had to busy itself about a pretended sorceress; it doomed her to go through all quarters of the town astride on an ass, her face turned towards the tail, and naked down to the waist.

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1. c. 27. and Act Ass.

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An ass sells for from one to three louis; the best mules for thirty louis.

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The allowance to an ass for the day, is a handful of bran mixed with straw.

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In truth, it is the fable of the old man, his son, and ass, over again.

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Afar in the desert I love to ride, With the silent Bush-boy alone by my side, Away, away from the dwellings of men, By the wild deer's haunt, by the buffalo's glen; By valleys remote where the oribi plays, Where the gnu, the gazelle, and the hartèbeest graze, And the kudu and eland unhunted recline By the skirts of gray forest o'erhung with wild vine; Where the elephant browses at peace in his wood, And the river-horse gambols unscared in the flood, And the mighty rhinoceros wallows at will In the fen where the wild ass is drinking his fill.

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"He was not an ass at all, compared with what I am," assented Val, gloomily.

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"Well, if a man behaves like an ass--" "Don't moralize," interrupted Hartledon; "but rather advise me how to get out of my dilemma.

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The monitor you did not heed will laugh, like the man who sent his balky ass headlong over the cliff; for who would trouble to save anyone against his will?

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When they attempted to joke with him as to the young lady on the cliffs, he showed very plainly that he did not like it; and when Cornet Simpkinson after dinner raised his glass to drink a health to Miss O'Hara, Mr. Neville told him that he was an impertinent ass.

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What an ass had he made himself, coming thither in quest of adventures!

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I was an ass and he was an ass, In this city by the sea; But we ground in a way which was more than a grind, I and Andrew M'Crie; In a way that the idle semis next door Declared was shameful to see.

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And now I own, with some small spleen, A most confounded ass I've been; The glory seems an empty breath, And I am nearly bored to death With Reason, Consciousness, and Will, And other things beyond my skill, Discussed in books all darkly planned And more in number than the sand.

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Ach y fi"; and some said this: "A dirty ass is the mule."

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Where is that ass of a fellow?'

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And that the messenger, Palamedes, might believe he was mad indeed, he did a thing that no man ever saw being done before--he took an ass and an ox and yoked them together to the same plough and began to plough a field.

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"I'd rather look like a goat than a jack-ass," returned Forrester with an edge to his voice.

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Whose ass have I taken?

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Don't be so blasted chicken-hearted I didn't want to be seen, you ass!'

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In his strangely explosive manner Lord Ivy shouted suddenly: "Phil, you're a silly ass."

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Kingsmead always was an ass, but no one would have believed that even _he_ could be such an imbecile as to leave that boy entirely in his wife's hands."

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I must have looked an awful little ass.

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He was, himself, at this period, though in excellent spirits, so corporeally weak and reduced, that he was obliged to be kept chiefly on ass's milk for some time after his arrival.

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_Anto._ Come, come, these are but wyles to Palliate things, Can you believe me stupid, or an Ass?

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Don't be such an ass as to suppose that what excites uncle is more exciting than what excites Tommy.

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an ass.

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Obviously such a man has written himself down, if not an ass, at all events a creature wholly incapable of rationally treating any of the highest problems presented either by nature or by man.

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I General Plan of Eastern Story-books--The _Tútí Náma_, or Parrot-Book--The Frame-story--The Stolen Images--The Woman carved out of Wood--The Man whose Mare was kicked by a Merchant's Horse II The Emperor's Dream--The Golden Apparition--The Four Treasure-seekers III The Singing Ass: the Foolish Thieves: the Faggot-maker and the Magic Bowl IV The Goldsmith who lost his Life through Covetousness--The King who died of Love for a Merchant's Daughter--The Discovery of Music--The Seven Requisites of a Perfect Woman V The Princess of Rome and her Son--The Seven Vazírs VI The Tree of Life--Legend of Rájá Rasálú--Conclusion _ADDITIONAL NOTE:_ The Magic Bowl, etc.

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If the ass that carried Jesus Christ were to be taken to Mecca, at his return he would still be an ass."

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You would say the croaking of the crow in the desert was the burden of his song, and that this verse of the Kurán was intended for him, "Verily the most detestable of sounds is the braying of an ass."

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When this ass of a preacher brayed, it made Persepolis tremble.

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Certainly laughter is peculiar to our species; and gravity is as certainly not always a token of profound wisdom; for The gravest beast's an ass; The gravest bird's an owl; The gravest fish's an oyster; And the gravest man's a _fool_.

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The servant, on hearing this, took the first opportunity to steal his master's horse, and when he was about to ride, brought him an ass with the horse's saddle.

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III THE SINGING ASS: THE FOOLISH THIEVES: THE FAGGOT-MAKER AND THE MAGIC BOWL.

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2573, and the 31st in Kadiri's version), there are two subordinate stories: _The Singing Ass._ At a certain period of time, as ancient historians inform us, an ass and an elk were so fond of each other's company that they were never seen separate.

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One night, during the season of verdure, about the gay termination of spring, after they had rioted in the cup of plenty, and lay rolling on a green carpet of spinach, the cup of the silly ass began to overflow with the froth of conceit, and he thus expressed his unseasonable intentions: "O comrade of the branching antlers, what a mirth-inspiring night is this!

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They are also omitted in the version of the Singing Ass found in the _Panchatantra_ (B. v, F. 7), where a jackal, not an elk, is the companion of the ass, and when he perceives the latter about to "sing" he says: "Let me get to the door of the garden, where I may see the gardener as he approaches, and then sing away as long as you please."

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An ass meets the bull one evening and proposes they should go together and feast themselves to their hearts' content in the king's bean-field, to which the bull replies: "O nephew, as you are wont to let your voice resound, we should run great risk."

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When a man had cut off the ear of his neighbour's ass, the judge said to the owner: "Let him have the ass till the ear is grown again, that it may be returned to thee as thou wishest."

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The stranger had with him an ass, bearing a valuable saddle to which was strapped a large bale of merchandise.

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Then comes the _matrimonial state_, when the poor _man_, like a patient ass, is obliged, however reluctantly, to toil and labour for a living.

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Waking, he finds he can say _bous_, _onos_, _dikella_, (ox, ass, mattock).

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Returning home, and explaining why he had not been ordained, his father told him that he must be an ass if he could not tell who was the father of the four sons of Aymon.

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Ass, the singing, 149.

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Singing Ass, 149.

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Priest and king lay fast asleep In Jerusalem, 10 Young and old lay fast asleep In crowded Bethlehem: Saint and Angel, ox and ass, Kept a watch together, Before the Christmas daybreak In the winter weather.

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Jesus on His Mother's breast In the stable cold, Spotless Lamb of God was He, Shepherd of the fold: 20 Let us kneel with Mary maid, With Joseph bent and hoary, With Saint and Angel, ox and ass, To hail the King of Glory.

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Look at thine ass!

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It used to be, 'Look at that dandified ass, Waffles, I declare the sight of him makes me sick'; or, 'What a barber's apprentice that fellow is, with his ringlets all smeared with Macassar.'

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I should have had five 'under'd--such an ass as Waffles deserves to be done!'

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'That ass Jawleyford, as I live!' exclaimed Jack, as the blue-coated servant now hove in sight.

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'Oh, why, when I say he has nothing,' replied Lord Scamperdale, 'I mean that he has not what Jawleyford, who is a bumptious sort of an ass, would consider sufficient to make him a fit match for one of his daughters.

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'Ass, that Slapp,' said his lordship; 'hate the sight of him!'

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'Hang the road!' exclaimed his lordship, as his hack nearly came on his nose, 'hang the road!' repeated he, adding, 'if Puff wasn't such an ass, I really think I'd give him up the cross-road country.'

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'What an ass Sir Harry is, to ask this Mr. Sponge,' observed Captain Quod to Captain Seedeybuck, as (cigar in mouth) they paced backwards and forwards under the flagged veranda on the west side of the house, on the morning that Sir Harry had announced his intention of asking him.

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'Confounded ass,' assented Seedeybuck, from between the whiffs of his cigar.

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'Here we are again!' exclaimed Captain Quod, as a troop of various-sized urchins, in pea-jackets, with blue noses and red comforters, on very shaggy ponies, the two youngest swinging in panniers over an ass, drew up alongside of the first comers.

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Again: the 'thistle,' that produces no figs, is the Methodist religion; because, though it has plenty of stings and prickles to wound the hand that touches it, the very ass that goes the road can bite off its head.

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The festival of an ass celebrated at Lyons, in derision of religious worship.

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Ass = azeno.

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Bray (ass) = bleki.

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While beneath the legend was depicted a fat, vermilion clad cowboy mounted upon a tarantula-bodied, ass-eared horse of pink, in the act of hurling a cable-like rope which by some prodigy of dexterity was made to describe three double-bows and a latigo knot before its loop managed to poise in mid-air above the head of a rabbit-sized baby-blue steer whose horns exceeded in length the pair of Texas monstrosities that graced the doorway.

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How truly hath he said: "All human attainment moveth upon a lame ass, whilst Truth, riding upon the wind, darteth across space."

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They are forbidden to appear on horseback, and if mounted on a mule or ass their stirrups must be of wood, and their saddles known by knobs of the same material.

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_September_ 24, 1847.--Report from the same place states, that Kurum Hoseyn had seized Ahlad Sing, the malgoozar of Hurkapoor in Bondee, and had red-hot ramrods thrust into his flesh, on account of a balance due, and then had him put upon an ass and paraded through the streets.

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About the same time he seized and carried off Eesuree Purshad, a Brahmin, who had fled from Palpore, in Deogon, and gone for shelter to the Bazaar of Ottergow; and after cutting off his nose, he put him on an ass with a young pig tied to his neck, and paraded him through the bazaar, with a drummer before him, to render him an outcast.

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"What a silly ass that novelist was!"

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A brown ass stood near by and licked the ox's big head.

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She rode on an ass, and seen closer, carried a child in her arms.

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If I had poor legs the Master would allow me an ass like Thaddeus.

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A young mother with her child rode on an ass.

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A little bent old man sidled up to the stranger and assured him with much eloquence that neither horse nor camel was to be had, but that there was an ass.

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Yet that ass was not to be had either.

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Could the Messiah make His entry on an ass?

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Then it occurred to him that ancient prophets had foretold: He would make His entry on an ass.

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It is no ordinary ass, my friend!"

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The child rode away into foreign lands, as far as Egypt, they say, on that very ass.

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And this ass is descended from that one."

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And he whispered softly in the old man's ear: "The man who will enter Jerusalem to-day on that ass is the Messiah who was born in the stable."

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He was proud beyond everything that his noble brown ass had had so great an honour.

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"This stupid business again about the Nazarene who, accompanied by a few beggars, rode into Jerusalem on an ass, and said He was the Messiah.

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I was foolish enough to reply that the existence of an ass in the United States ought not necessarily to require the existence of a corresponding ass in London.

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Craphound bid on and bought more cowboy things -- a box of super-eight cowboy movies, the boxes mouldy, the stock itself running to slime; a Navajo blanket; a plastic donkey that dispensed cigarettes out of its ass; a big neon armadillo sign.

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If he were a cartoon character, he'd be the pain-in-the-ass poindexter who is all the time dispelling the mysteries that fascinate his buddies.

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He'd always felt at a slight angle to reality in California, something that was reinforced by his continuous efforts in the Tribe, from chatting and gaming until the sun rose, dragging his caffeine-deficient ass around to his clients in a kind of fog before going home, catching a nap and hopping back online at 3 or 4 when the high-octane NYC early risers were practicing work-avoidance and clattering around with their comms.

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