The 15,767 occurrences of ass

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Well, you told me yourself, when I was making every such an ass of myself about the barmaid at Redhill, that you once offered a woman fifty pounds for the letters you wrote to her when-- REV.

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You see, he was shoved into the Church, rather; and in trying to live up to it he makes a much bigger ass of himself than he really is.

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If thou art chang'd to aught, 'tis to an ass.

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'Tis so, I am an ass; else it could never be But I should know her as well as she knows me.

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I think thou art an ass.

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I should kick, being kick'd; and being at that pass, You would keep from my heels, and beware of an ass.

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If thou hadst been Dromio to-day in my place, Thou wouldst have chang'd thy face for a name, or thy name for an ass.

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I am an ass, I am a woman's man, and besides myself.

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Thou art sensible in nothing but blows, and so is an ass.

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I am an ass indeed; you may prove it by my long 'ears.

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[Aside] Now, what a thing it is to be an ass!

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O this woodcock, what an ass it is!

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Preposterous ass, that never read so far To know the cause why music was ordain'd!

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Away, away, mad ass!

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Away, ass!

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What an ass art thou!

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Why, thou whoreson ass, thou mistak'st me.

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[Aside] That such an ass should owe them.

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A message well sympathiz'd- a horse to be ambassador for an ass.

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Therefore, as he is an ass, let him go.

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It lies as sightly on the back of him As great Alcides' shows upon an ass; But, ass, I'll take that burden from your back, Or lay on that shall make your shoulders crack.

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I was not made a horse; And yet I bear a burden like an ass, Spurr'd, gall'd, and tir'd, by jauncing Bolingbroke.

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Re-enter PUCK, and BOTTOM with an ass's head BOTTOM.

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You see an ass-head of your own, do you?

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I see their knavery: this is to make an ass of me; to fright me, if they could.

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The shallowest thickskin of that barren sort, Who Pyramus presented, in their sport Forsook his scene and ent'red in a brake; When I did him at this advantage take, An ass's nole I fixed on his head.

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I led them on in this distracted fear, And left sweet Pyramus translated there; When in that moment, so it came to pass, Titania wak'd, and straightway lov'd an ass.

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I must to the barber's, mounsieur; for methinks I am marvellous hairy about the face; and I am such a tender ass, if my hair do but tickle me I must scratch.

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Methought I was enamour'd of an ass.

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Man is but an ass if he go about to expound this dream.

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With the help of a surgeon he might yet recover and yet prove an ass.

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By this hat, then, he in the red face had it; for though I cannot remember what I did when you made me drunk, yet I am not altogether an ass.

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Page is an ass, a secure ass; he will trust his wife; he will not be jealous; I will rather trust a Fleming with my butter, Parson Hugh the Welshman with my cheese, an Irishman with my aqua-vitae bottle, or a thief to walk my ambling gelding, than my wife with herself.

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I do begin to perceive that I am made an ass.

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There is no honesty in such dealing; unless a woman should be made an ass and a beast, to bear every knave's wrong.

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Come, you virtuous ass, you bashful fool, must you be blushing?

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you are an ass, you are an ass.

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O that he were here to write me down an ass!

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But, masters, remember that I am an ass.

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Though it be not written down, yet forget not that I am an ass.

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O that I had been writ down an ass!

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And, masters, do not forget to specify, when time and place shall serve, that I am an ass.

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Moreover, sir, which indeed is not under white and black, this plaintiff here, the offender, did call me ass.

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By Cheshu, he is an ass, as in the world: I will verify as much in his beard; he has no more directions in the true disciplines of the wars, look you, of the Roman disciplines, than is a puppy-dog.

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If the enemy is an ass, and a fool, and a prating coxcomb, is it meet, think you, that we should also, look you, be an ass, and a fool, and a prating coxcomb?

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I will tell you, ass my friend, Captain Gower: the rascally, scald, beggarly, lousy, pragging knave, Pistol- which you and yourself and all the world know to be no petter than a fellow, look you now, of no merits- he is come to me, and prings me pread and salt yesterday, look you, and bid me eat my leek; it was in a place where I could not breed no contendon with him; but I will be so bold as to wear it in my cap till I see him once again, and then I will tell him a little piece of my desires.

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Octavius, I have seen more days than you, And though we lay these honors on this man To ease ourselves of divers slanderous loads, He shall but bear them as the ass bears gold, To groan and sweat under the business, Either led or driven, as we point the way; And having brought our treasure where we will, Then take we down his load and turn him off, Like to the empty ass, to shake his ears And graze in commons.

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Thus it goes: If it do come to pass That any man turn ass, Leaving his wealth and ease A stubborn will to please, Ducdame, ducdame, ducdame; Here shall he see Gross fools as he, An if he will come to me.

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Why, what an ass am I!

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Cudgel thy brains no more about it, for your dull ass will not mend his pace with beating; and when you are ask'd this question next, say 'a grave-maker.'

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This might be the pate of a Politician, which this ass now o'erreaches; one that would circumvent God, might it not?

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Why, I think so; I am not such an ass but I can keep my hand dry.

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Welcome, ass.

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The devil a Puritan that he is, or anything constantly but a time-pleaser; an affection'd ass that cons state without book and utters it by great swarths; the best persuaded of himself, so cramm'd, as he thinks, with excellencies that it is his grounds of faith that all that look on him love him; and on that vice in him will my revenge find notable cause to work.

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And your horse now would make him an ass.

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Ass, I doubt not.

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will you make an ass o' me?

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Marry, sir, they praise me and make an ass of me.

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Now my foes tell me plainly I am an ass; so that by my foes, sir, I profit in the knowledge of myself, and by my friends I am abused; so that, conclusions to be as kisses, if your four negatives make your two affirmatives, why then, the worse for my friends, and the better for my foes.

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Will you help- an ass-head and a coxcomb and a knave, a thin fac'd knave, a gull?

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You scurvy valiant ass!

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Would the fountain of your mind were clear again, that I might water an ass at it.

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To an ass, were nothing: he is both ass and ox.

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To an ox, were nothing: he is both ox and ass.

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I would fain see them meet, that that same young Troyan ass that loves the whore there might send that Greekish whoremasterly villain with the sleeve back to the dissembling luxurious drab of a sleeve-less errand.

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There's one grape yet; I am sure thy father drunk wine-but if thou be'st not an ass, I am a youth of fourteen; I have known thee already.

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Who knows himself a braggart, Let him fear this; for it will come to pass That every braggart shall be found an ass.

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If thou art rich, thou'rt poor; For, like an ass whose back with ingots bows, Thou bear'st thy heavy riches but a journey, And Death unloads thee.

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To Lucio] You, sirrah, that knew me for a fool, a coward, One all of luxury, an ass, a madman!

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You shall mark Many a duteous and knee-crooking knave, That doting on his own obsequious bondage Wears out his time, much like his master's ass, For nought but provender, and when he's old, cashier'd.

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Which thing to do, If this poor trash of Venice, whom I trace For his quick hunting, stand the putting on, I'll have our Michael Cassio on the hip, Abuse him to the Moor in the rank garb (For I fear Cassio with my nightcap too), Make the Moor thank me, love me, and reward me For making him egregiously an ass And practicing upon his peace and quiet Even to madness.

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When thou clovest thy crown i' th' middle and gav'st away both parts, thou bor'st thine ass on thy back o'er the dirt.

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May not an ass know when the cart draws the horse?

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Look, they weep; And I, an ass, am onion-ey'd.

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O couldst thou speak, That I might hear thee call great Caesar ass Unpolicied!

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When you speak best unto the purpose, it is not worth the wagging of your beards; and your beards deserve not so honourable a grave as to stuff a botcher's cushion or to be entomb'd in an ass's pack-saddle.

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What an ass it is!

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I will fly, like a dog, the heels o' th' ass.

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[Aside] I wish not so; unless it had been the fall of an ass, which is no great hurt.

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Exeunt CLOTEN and FIRST LORD That such a crafty devil as is his mother Should yield the world this ass!

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What a thrice-double ass Was I to take this drunkard for a god, And worship this dull fool!

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I don't know if you mean to go on with me, after what's happened, but anyhow I want you to know, whether you end our friendship or not-" "Billy, don't be an old ass," said Benham.

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He found himself holding a trial upon himself for Presumptuousness, for setting himself up against the wisdom of the ages, and the decisions of all the established men in the world, for being in short a Presumptuous Sort of Ass.

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A Government tumbling and drifting on the whirlpools and mud-deluges, floating atop in a conspicuous manner, no-whither,--like the carcass of a drowned ass.

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If help or direction is not given; if the thing called Government merely drift and tumble to and fro, no-whither, on the popular vortexes, like some carcass of a drowned ass, constitutionally put "at the top of affairs," popular indignation will infallibly accumulate upon it; one day, the popular lightning, descending forked and horrible from the black air, will annihilate said supreme carcass, and smite it home to its native ooze again!--Your Lordship, this is too true, though irreverently spoken: indeed one knows not how to speak of it; and to me it is infinitely sad and miserable, spoken or not!--Unless perhaps the Voluntary Principle will still help us through?

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I want no mettled Arab horse, with his flashing glances, arched, neck and elastic step, to draw my wretched sand-cart through the streets; a broken, grass-fed galloway, Irish garron, or painful ass with nothing in the belly of him but patience and furze, will do it safelier for me, if more slowly.

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The question, Who is to float atop no-whither upon the popular vertexes, and act that sorry character, "carcass of the drowned ass upon the mud-deluge"?

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is by no means an important one for almost anybody,--hardly even for the drowned ass himself.

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Such drowned ass ought to ask himself, If the function is a sublime one?

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The mother again wept copiously, while the remark, "Tom's an ass," expressed the emotions of the father.

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"For my part," Solomon was reported by his wife to have said once, "give me the dullest ass for a skipper before a rogue.

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The relations of the "engine-room" and the "deck" of the Nan-Shan were, as is known, of a brotherly nature; therefore Jukes leaned over and begged the other in a restrained tone not to make a disgusting ass of himself; the skipper was on the other side of the bridge.

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I somehow feel that in real life one will feel a bit of an ass standing in the street for hours with nothing to do.

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He was politely requested by his colleague not to be an ass.

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I'm a bit of an ass, as you know.

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