The 15,767 occurrences of ass

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You see an ass-head of your own, do you?

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I see their knavery: this is to make an ass of me; to fright me, if they could.

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The shallowest thickskin of that barren sort, Who Pyramus presented, in their sport Forsook his scene and ent'red in a brake; When I did him at this advantage take, An ass's nole I fixed on his head.

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I led them on in this distracted fear, And left sweet Pyramus translated there; When in that moment, so it came to pass, Titania wak'd, and straightway lov'd an ass.

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I must to the barber's, mounsieur; for methinks I am marvellous hairy about the face; and I am such a tender ass, if my hair do but tickle me I must scratch.

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Methought I was enamour'd of an ass.

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Man is but an ass if he go about to expound this dream.

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With the help of a surgeon he might yet recover and yet prove an ass.

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By this hat, then, he in the red face had it; for though I cannot remember what I did when you made me drunk, yet I am not altogether an ass.

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Page is an ass, a secure ass; he will trust his wife; he will not be jealous; I will rather trust a Fleming with my butter, Parson Hugh the Welshman with my cheese, an Irishman with my aqua-vitae bottle, or a thief to walk my ambling gelding, than my wife with herself.

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I do begin to perceive that I am made an ass.

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There is no honesty in such dealing; unless a woman should be made an ass and a beast, to bear every knave's wrong.

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Come, you virtuous ass, you bashful fool, must you be blushing?

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you are an ass, you are an ass.

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O that he were here to write me down an ass!

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But, masters, remember that I am an ass.

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Though it be not written down, yet forget not that I am an ass.

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O that I had been writ down an ass!

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And, masters, do not forget to specify, when time and place shall serve, that I am an ass.

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Moreover, sir, which indeed is not under white and black, this plaintiff here, the offender, did call me ass.

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By Cheshu, he is an ass, as in the world: I will verify as much in his beard; he has no more directions in the true disciplines of the wars, look you, of the Roman disciplines, than is a puppy-dog.

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If the enemy is an ass, and a fool, and a prating coxcomb, is it meet, think you, that we should also, look you, be an ass, and a fool, and a prating coxcomb?

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I will tell you, ass my friend, Captain Gower: the rascally, scald, beggarly, lousy, pragging knave, Pistol- which you and yourself and all the world know to be no petter than a fellow, look you now, of no merits- he is come to me, and prings me pread and salt yesterday, look you, and bid me eat my leek; it was in a place where I could not breed no contendon with him; but I will be so bold as to wear it in my cap till I see him once again, and then I will tell him a little piece of my desires.

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Octavius, I have seen more days than you, And though we lay these honors on this man To ease ourselves of divers slanderous loads, He shall but bear them as the ass bears gold, To groan and sweat under the business, Either led or driven, as we point the way; And having brought our treasure where we will, Then take we down his load and turn him off, Like to the empty ass, to shake his ears And graze in commons.

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Thus it goes: If it do come to pass That any man turn ass, Leaving his wealth and ease A stubborn will to please, Ducdame, ducdame, ducdame; Here shall he see Gross fools as he, An if he will come to me.

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Why, what an ass am I!

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Cudgel thy brains no more about it, for your dull ass will not mend his pace with beating; and when you are ask'd this question next, say 'a grave-maker.'

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This might be the pate of a Politician, which this ass now o'erreaches; one that would circumvent God, might it not?

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You scurvy valiant ass!

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Would the fountain of your mind were clear again, that I might water an ass at it.

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To an ass, were nothing: he is both ass and ox.

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To an ox, were nothing: he is both ox and ass.

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I would fain see them meet, that that same young Troyan ass that loves the whore there might send that Greekish whoremasterly villain with the sleeve back to the dissembling luxurious drab of a sleeve-less errand.

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There's one grape yet; I am sure thy father drunk wine-but if thou be'st not an ass, I am a youth of fourteen; I have known thee already.

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Who knows himself a braggart, Let him fear this; for it will come to pass That every braggart shall be found an ass.

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If thou art rich, thou'rt poor; For, like an ass whose back with ingots bows, Thou bear'st thy heavy riches but a journey, And Death unloads thee.

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To Lucio] You, sirrah, that knew me for a fool, a coward, One all of luxury, an ass, a madman!

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You shall mark Many a duteous and knee--crooking knave, That doting on his own obsequious bondage Wears out his time, much like his master's ass, For nought but provender, and when he's old, cashier'd.

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Which thing to do, If this poor trash of Venice, whom I trash For his quick hunting, stand the putting on, I'll have our Michael Cassio on the hip, Abuse him to the Moor in the rank garb (For I fear Cassio with my nightcap too), Make the Moor thank me, love me, and reward me For making him egregiously an ass And practicing upon his peace and quiet Even to madness.

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When thou clovest thy crown i' th' middle and gav'st away both parts, thou bor'st thine ass on thy back o'er the dirt.

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May not an ass know when the cart draws the horse?

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Look, they weep; And I, an ass, am onion-ey'd.

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O couldst thou speak, That I might hear thee call great Caesar ass Unpolicied!

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When you speak best unto the purpose, it is not worth the wagging of your beards; and your beards deserve not so honourable a grave as to stuff a botcher's cushion or to be entomb'd in an ass's pack-saddle.

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What an ass it is!

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I will fly, like a dog, the heels o' th' ass.

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[Aside] I wish not so; unless it had been the fall of an ass, which is no great hurt.

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Exeunt CLOTEN and FIRST LORD That such a crafty devil as is his mother Should yield the world this ass!

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What a thrice-double ass Was I to take this drunkard for a god, And worship this dull fool!

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"Genovese--who is admirable in the absence of la Tinti, and when he sings with her is a braying ass."

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In his strangely explosive manner Lord Ivy shouted suddenly: "Phil, you're a silly ass."

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A man rode into the church upon an ass, with his face turned towards the tail, and as many old hats piled on his head as he could possibly carry.

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I think I must partake of the nature of a pig or an ass--both which animals are strongly affected by a high wind.

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Notwithstanding the excellent examples which might be quoted, I will establish no begging-box, either under the name of a lion's head or an ass's.

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It is only an ass like Justice Shallow, who would pitch upon the over-scutched tunes, which the carmen whistled, and try to pass them off as his FANCIES and his GOOD-NIGHTS.

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"No-ride thy mule, and lead thine ass; I am surer on mine own feet, and will walk."

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Presently our whipping-boy passed him, then wheeled about and scanned his figure well, saying to himself, "An' that is not the very vagabond his Majesty is in such a worry about, then am I an ass-though belike I was that before.

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Whereas, in point of fact, his fellow-men are saying merely "Who's that appalling fellow with her?" or "Why does she go about with that ass So-and-So?"

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"Pompous old ass," he muttered savagely.

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You are an ass, a popinjay, a poet!

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And in the lion or the frog - In all the life of moor and fen, In ass and peacock, stork and dog, He read similitudes of men.

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I had hoped to get from Suddhoo many rupees while he lived, and many more after his death; and behold, he is spending everything on that offspring of a devil and a she-ass, the seal-cutter!"

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And whom did we lose but our trumpeter, who stood braying like an ass in the middle of the square, instead of taking care of his neck like a Christian?

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I've thought it all over in the garden; and I was an ass and a braggart for talking to you as I did last night.

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and that will be enough to keep our hands full, without fretting about this woman and that.--What an ass I have been for years!

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"Well, thou art a brave ass, and valiant, though an ass manifest.

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thou naughty knave; return thanks that thy father was an ass?

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But the Don would not be pacified; and walked out, calling himself an ass and a blinkard for having demeaned himself to such a company, forgetting that he had brought it on himself.

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He'd go through fire and water for her, you trust him, Will Cary; and call me an ass if he won't."

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An ass!--one of those little donkeys so common in Algeria, where they are called bourriquots.

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Tartarin knelt down, and strove with the end of his Algerian sash to stanch the blood; and all you can imagine in the way of touchingness was offered by the picture of this great man tending this little ass.

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And all I have to say, Blakeley, is that if you ever fall in love I hope you make an egregious ass of yourself."

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What was it McKnight had said about making an egregious ass of myself?

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On the fifth green, your old wound, the one you got in that frontier skirmish in '43, will begin to trouble you; on the eighth, your liver, undermined by years of curry, will drop to pieces; on the twelfth--" "Oh, shut up, you ass!"

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"Ass," said Bill, putting an elbow into Antony's ribs.

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"Well, Betty and I knew; in fact, I'd told her--Miss Norris I mean--not to be a silly ass.

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"Don't be an ass."

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Oh, ass, and ten times ass!"

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Oh, Gillingham, you incomparable ass!"

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Oh, you incomparable ass!"

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He gave a little laugh, and went on, "Perhaps I'm being an ass, just a melodramatic ass.

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"Silly old ass."

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"I know you'll think me an ass--" "My dear Bill, I'm such an obvious ass myself that I should be delighted to think you are too."

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It was my fault for--" "Shut up, you ass.

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"Eat something, and don't be a silly ass!"

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What an ass you are, Trent!

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The goblin now the fool alarms, Hags meet to mumble o'er their charms, The night-mare rides the dreaming ass, And fairies trip it on the grass.

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"Metaphorically only, my friend, for the French are no lions, and this island is not a jaw--unless, indeed, it may prove to be, what I greatly fear may come true, the jaw-bone of an ass."

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Well, this post may be the post of an ass, or of a Solomon, as men fancy; but it's most critically placed, as is apparent by all Lundie's precautions and injunctions.

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And young Obstinate, having been born like Job's wild ass's colt, grew up to be a man like David's unbitted and unbridled mule, till in after life he became the author of all the evil and mischief that is associated in our minds with his evil name.

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Only then, of course, one knew what to expect, whereas now--And I was a silly ass to lose my temper with that boy at the station.

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"You silly ass!" he said in a voice that was very low, but very distinct and very full of an extreme disgust and anger.

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