The 121 occurrences of pissed

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It pissed Ty off to no end to allow himself to be suckered into Scott's occasional inanity.

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The dean was royally pissed that Lyle had gone over his head to Mark and himself instead of keeping the matter in the medical school and dealing with it there.

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And it behoveth also, that the place that men have pissed in be hallowed again, and else dare no man enter therein.

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He pissed in his shoes, shit in his shirt, and wiped his nose on his sleeve-he did let his snot and snivel fall in his pottage, and dabbled, paddled, and slobbered everywhere-he would drink in his slipper, and ordinarily rub his belly against a pannier.

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Then he dunged, pissed, spewed, belched, cracked, yawned, spitted, coughed, yexed, sneezed and snotted himself like an archdeacon, and, to suppress the dew and bad air, went to breakfast, having some good fried tripes, fair rashers on the coals, excellent gammons of bacon, store of fine minced meat, and a great deal of sippet brewis, made up of the fat of the beef-pot, laid upon bread, cheese, and chopped parsley strewed together.

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In the meantime his mare pissed to ease her belly, but it was in such abundance that it did overflow the country seven leagues, and all the piss of that urinal flood ran glib away towards the ford of Vede, wherewith the water was so swollen that all the forces the enemy had there were with great horror drowned, except some who had taken the way on the left hand towards the hills.

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Panurge made the fashion of driving them away; then took his leave of her and withdrew himself into some chapel or oratory of the said church to see the sport; for these villainous dogs did compiss all her habiliments, and left none of her attire unbesprinkled with their staling; insomuch that a tall greyhound pissed upon her head, others in her sleeves, others on her crupper-piece, and the little ones pissed upon her pataines; so that all the women that were round about her had much ado to save her.

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But the best was at the procession, in which were seen above six hundred thousand and fourteen dogs about her, which did very much trouble and molest her, and whithersoever she passed, those dogs that came afresh, tracing her footsteps, followed her at the heels, and pissed in the way where her gown had touched.

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Suddenly Pantagruel had will to piss, by means of the drugs which Panurge had given him, and pissed amidst the camp so well and so copiously that he drowned them all, and there was a particular deluge ten leagues round about, of such considerable depth that the history saith, if his father's great mare had been there, and pissed likewise, it would undoubtedly have been a more enormous deluge than that of Deucalion; for she did never piss but she made a river greater than is either the Rhone or the Danube.

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With this he pissed in his pot, as the mustard-makers of Paris used to do.

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These holy religious fathers, by a certain cabalistic institution of the ancients, not written, but carefully by tradition conveyed from hand to hand, rising betimes to go to morning prayers, were wont to flourish that their matutinal devotion with some certain notable preambles before their entry into the church, viz., they dunged in the dungeries, pissed in the pisseries, spit in the spitteries, melodiously coughed in the cougheries, and doted in their dotaries, that to the divine service they might not bring anything that was unclean or foul.

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I withal do really believe that the dwelling-place of the so famous and renowned Hecate was just such another petty cell as this is, when she made a feast therein to the valiant Theseus; and that of no other better structure was the cot or cabin of Hyreus, or Oenopion, wherein Jupiter, Neptune, and Mercury were not ashamed, all three together, to harbour and sojourn a whole night, and there to take a full and hearty repast; for the payment of the shot they thankfully pissed Orion.

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Such a tale once pissed my goose.

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Both seem to me notable fellows, and as true cods as ever pissed.

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Now I think on't, over all the fields where they piss, corn grows as fast as if the Lord had pissed there; they need neither be tilled nor dunged.

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Having knocked at the gate, and then pissed, as most men will do, the porter soon found him out, by his large greasy spatterdashes, his jaded hollow-flanked mare, his bagful of writs and informations dangling at his girdle, but, above all, by the large silver hoop on his left thumb.

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In short, they stroked him so to the purpose that he pissed blood out at mouth, nose, ears, and eyes, and was bruised, thwacked, battered, bebumped, and crippled at the back, neck, breast, arms, and so forth.

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Having then made shift to get up at noon, they pulled off their boots, and those that wanted to speak with a maid, alias piss, pissed; those that wanted to scumber, scumbered; and those that wanted to sneeze, sneezed.

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He's nothing but skin and bones; he has pissed his tallow.

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The long winter's night pissed thus; the cold was, terrible, there was nothing to ward it off; the coachman actually lost the use of one hand.

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The long winter's night pissed thus; the cold was, terrible, there was nothing to ward it off; the coachman actually lost the use of one hand.

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The long winter's night pissed thus; the cold was, terrible, there was nothing to ward it off; the coachman actually lost the use of one hand.

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The last night, whether it was from cold I got to-day upon the water I know not, or whether it was from my mind being over concerned with Stanes's business of the platery of the navy, for my minds was mighty troubled with the business all night long, I did wake about one o'clock in the morning, a thing I most rarely do, and pissed a little with great pain, continued sleepy, but in a high fever all night, fiery hot, and in some pain.

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The bitch pissed and shit a bed, and she was fain to rise and had coals out of my chamber to dry the bed again.

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The bitch pissed and shit a bed, and she was fain to rise and had coals out of my chamber to dry the bed again.

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Sir W. Coventry took the opportunity of the business between the Duke of Yorke and the Duchesse, and said to my Lord Chancellor, that he had rather be drawn up Holborne to be hanged, than live to see his father pissed upon (in these very terms) and any decree of his reversed.

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Strange with what freedom and quantity I pissed this night, which I know not what to impute to but my oysters, unless the coldness of the night should cause it, for it was a sad rainy and tempestuous night.

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The bitch pissed and shit a bed, and she was fain to rise and had coals out of my chamber to dry the bed again.

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Along by the edge of the mole he lolloped, dawdled, smelt a rock and from under a cocked hindleg pissed against it.

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He trotted forward and, lifting again his hindleg, pissed quick short at an unsmelt rock.

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My heart was in my mouth, and I sat there while he pissed a ring around them and was suddenly turned into a wolf!

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My heart was in my mouth, and I sat there while he pissed a ring around them and was suddenly turned into a wolf!

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He embarrassed me by making a show of thinking it over again, making me feel like I was just a half-pissed glib poltroon.

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Dave -- the jerk who'd pissed all over the rehab in the meeting.

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He pissed in his shoes, shit in his shirt, and wiped his nose on his sleeve--he did let his snot and snivel fall in his pottage, and dabbled, paddled, and slobbered everywhere--he would drink in his slipper, and ordinarily rub his belly against a pannier.

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With this he pissed in his pot, as the mustard-makers of Paris used to do.

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Such a tale once pissed my goose.

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Both seem to me notable fellows, and as true cods as ever pissed.

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Now I think on't, over all the fields where they piss, corn grows as fast as if the Lord had pissed there; they need neither be tilled nor dunged.

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He's nothing but skin and bones; he has pissed his tallow.

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And it behovethe also, that the place, that men han pissed in, be halewed azen; and elles dar no man entren there inne.

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He has washed down his soul and pissed it out, and lives now only by the spirit of wine or brandy, or by an extract drawn off his stomach.

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In this manner, over the course of two days, Joe pissed everybody off.

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It still pissed him off to see his old garage surrounded by Mike's messy piles of building materials.

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Back in the old days, this kind of thing would have really pissed me off.

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"And knock off the guilt trips and stop getting pissed (in your Sydney dreams, pal!)

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Two days after we were gone six Indians came to that house of prayer by order of Guarionex, took away the pictures by force, threw them down, covered them with earth, and pissed upon them, saying "Now you will see what fruit they will yield."

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When they came to give their judgment concerning me, and were debating among themselves for upwards of an hour on my case, I pissed in my hands, and threw the water in their faces, on which they agreed I was no saint, but a mere madman.

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She hadn't attended even one of the briefings and her introduction had been so brief and uninformative that some of the team honchos -- leery of working with unknowns -- had been more than a little pissed at the time.

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She was max pissed at you, Cade."

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"Green loved new milk so well, that in order to have it new, he went to the market to buy a cow, but his eyes being dim, he cheapened a bull, and asking the price of the beast, the owner and he agreed, and driving it home, would have his maid to milk it, which she attempting to do, could find no teats; and whilst the maid and her master were arguing the matter, the bull very fairly pissed into the pail;" whereupon his scholar John Taylour wrote these verses, Our master Green was overseen In buying of a bull, For when the maid did mean to milk, He piss'd the pail half full.

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I couldn't stop gagging, couldn't stop crying, but by now I was getting pissed.

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He got halfway up Picadilly before looking over his shoulder, and he saw Fede shouldering his way through the lunchtime crowd, looking pissed.

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"Don't be pissed at me, Art."

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"I'm not pissed.

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He looks really pissed and I know it hard now, I'm gonna get *taken*.

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I feel like I should be pissed at him for nagging me, but I can't work it up.

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So I can't get pissed at Tony for playing fatherly.

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Tony shuts down the stream, and I think for a minute that he's pissed, he's gonna take a piece out of someone, but instead he's calm and collected, asks people to sort out getting hoses, buckets and chairs from the kitchen.

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I know what it is, because he's never looked so pissed at me in all my life.

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I'd be false to myself if I didn't say this: When I see him around, I begin to get pissed.

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With these words he pissed against the door-sill, and went out.

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With these words, he pissed against the threshold, and went out,--down to the sea-shore.

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I pissed myself.

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Now that I knew I wasn't about to go to jail, I was getting pissed.

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> A bunch of the suits got really pissed which was HILARIOUS because I mean ten minutes before they were buggin about being held there and now they were wicked pissed about being let go, like make up your minds!

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I was really pissed at him, but trying not to let it show by concentrating on socializing with other people.

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Speaking of which, they were going to be *pissed* when they found out I'd been suspended.

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His body language really said, "I am totally, utterly pissed."

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I'd checked in that morning before school to discover that my note had created a gigantic controversy among people who agreed with me and people who were righteously pissed that I was telling them to back off from their beloved sport.

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I'd pissed myself before.

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"I pissed myself," I said, cheerfully.

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We wondered how the piddle came out, if they wetted their legs and if the hole was near the bum hole, or where; one day Fred and I pissed against each others cocks, and thought it excellent fun.

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Lacerated and painful over night, it was much more swollen and sore the next morning, when I pissed it smarted, the thinking and smarting made me randy: risking all, whilst my mother was actually in the adjoining room, the poor girl in horrid fear and looking shockingly ill, I thrust my hand up her clothes and on to her split.

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The next wonder was the hair of her cunt, which was long but curly; I now see that she could not have pissed without wetting it, which accounted for her always what we youths used to call mopping it, after she had piddled.

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There was one woman whose face we never saw, but who came and pissed over a grating so regularly every evening, and sometimes twice; that we knew her arse perfectly.

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I think now of the exquisite delight, with which I felt the thighs and bum of that poor woman, who might for all I could see, have had the great, or the small pox, or have been as ugly as the devil; but I stroked her belly, twiddled her wet cunt-hair (she had pissed), plunged my fingers into her wet cunt, and at length spent again in it, with more delight, than I have had with some of the most dashing women since that time.

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She undressed, pissed and farted; but seeing her fat form, into the bed I got.

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Then she sat on the pot, pissed and looked at me, whilst I sat in fear, saying nothing, doing nothing, my cock shrivelled to the size of a gooseberry, and longing to go away.

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The 121 occurrences of pissed