The 300 occurrences of shit
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Excretion -- N. excretion, discharge, emanation; exhalation, exudation, extrusion, secretion, effusion, extravasation[Med], ecchymosis[Med]; evacuation, dejection, faeces, excrement, shit, stools, crap[vulg.
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spawn, offal, gurry [obs3][U. S.]; lientery[obs3]; garbage, carrion; excreta &c. 299; slough, peccant humor, pus, matter, suppuration, lienteria[obs3]; faeces, feces, excrement, ordure, dung, crap[vulgar], shit[vulgar]; sewage, sewerage; muck; coprolite; guano, manure, compost.
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:shitogram: /shit'oh-gram/ n. A *really* nasty piece of email.
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He was tired and wanted a cigarette so bad he could shit, and that pleasure, too, he was being denied.
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While technically his concepts were superior, his arro- gance, his better-than-everyone, my shit doesn't stink attitude proved to be an insurmountable political obstacle.
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"Shit," said Chad.
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"Shit!
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No one cared or knew if you were skinny, fat, pimpled, blind, a double for Christy Brinkley or too chicken shit to talk to girls in person.
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Quite a job, and the envy of hundreds of every other S&L knee deep in their own shit."
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Shit, shit shit, thought Scott.
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Max played the roll of an Urban Cowboy who had temporarily given up Acid Rock in favor of shit kickin' Southern Rock.
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"I can't remember this morning much less getting shit faced with you the other night."
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"Shit, I can't think of one.
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In the plushness of Pierre's executive suite, Homosoto sat with the same shit eating grin he had left with the day before.
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She scared the living shit out of her...and I have my doubts."
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"Don't give me that innocent shit.
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"Shit, you media types."
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Shit.
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His strategies grew into a concrete reality, one which he knew he could execute, if Homosoto wasn't feeding him a line of shit.
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What a pile of shit.
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Shoot, pig shit.
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"Shit," declared Tyrone.
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"So for those of us who forget to lower the seat after use, for those who forget to raise the seat; for those who forget to raise the lid, Auto-Shit."
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Auto-Shit.
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No one is responsible for shit, no one is accountable, but they all want to run the show.
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<<CREME>> Just finished exams...been locked up in student hell... NASA ABORT...SHUTTLE WENT TO SHIT.
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They're security is for shit.
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I mean, hoooolly shit."
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Besides, I don't even know what you're talking about, you ain't said shit.
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We don't have shit."
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"Shit, this could explain a lot."
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It was the only American cigarette that came close to the vile taste of Turkish camel shit cigarettes that he had smoked before coming to the United States.
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He hated the 'my shit doesn't stink' attitude of the NSA.
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And don't give me any of this 'we didn't have the room' shit.
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"Hey, you look like shit."
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Shit.
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Maybe the Government carries weight with their spook shit, but a bank can't push hard enough to pull a story, if it's true.
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This is serious shit."
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A graphics program that kicks the living shit out of VGA Master and Paint Man.
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Shit.
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"They found me, and they got into my computer and now it's gone...shit, I'm in trouble.
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SHIT.
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I don't know what's happening, but, whatever it is, it's causing a pile of shit bigger than Congress and smellier."
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"Exactly, and ape-shit doesn't begin to describe what the bank did.
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Shit.
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Oh, shit.
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"That bunch of shit you sent me was worthless.
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Some guy named Faulkner, big shit banker from La La Land is borrowing money from the mob to pay off a blackmailer.
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Our own engineers and I got involved more times than we liked because the response time from the contractors was for shit.
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Though Tyrone meant it, Scott thought it was a pile of warmed up FBI shit.
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"How 'bout we meet at The Oyster Bar, Grand Central, and get shit faced.
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"Shit!"
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Shit, I trust the dope- smoking hippies from Berkeley more than anyone from the Fort."
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"Shit, goddamned shit, I don't need this."
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The Mexican shit we smoke?
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Mason could have been a real dip-shit nerd.
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That's a chicken shit way out of taking a position.
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Shit, Spook made some sense.
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Shit," the Spook fondly grinned at the memory.
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"You chicken shit asshole," hollered the laughing Spook.
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Shit!"
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"Like stink on shit."
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"Shit, it's about time.
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"Besides, I only have to work one more day and then I get the weekend to myself... aw, shit."
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I mean we were...shit.
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"Yeah, Can't Remember Shit.
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"Shit happens."
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"All right...shit...Delete... OK, that's it."
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Deep shit, and I need your help.
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"Ty," Bob consoled, "whoever's button you're pushing has pushed the Director's, whose aides have been all over my ass like stink on shit.
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"Shit, man," were Tyrone's first words.
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"I know, Henry, I know, but the politicians had to rely on the experts, and they argued and argued and procrastinated..." "And Congress, as usual, didn't do shit."
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<<POLTERGEIST>> Then you also know, that you have to really be on someone's shit list to get the FBI after you.
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Right now, Homosoto and his gang are on our shit list big time.
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Unless of course you're on my shit list.
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The MacDonald's accident was caused by Arabs who..." "And we still can't get shit out of the one who we're holding.
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It's been a decade since the first warnings about how vulnerable our computers, our economy, shit, our National Securi- ty were.
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Fucked me like every other dumb shit that works here."
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As workers, most aren't worth shit but they do as they're told.
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"Can't interview or consider anyone who doesn't apply for a position, can I. Shit!
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"Not tonight, shit!"
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Henry watched Frank proudly as he flung Diana a shit eatin' grin at every opportunity and at times actually taunted her in a way reminiscent of a town bully.
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"No!" he cried, and hurled the empty bottle at the evil smiley face with its leering, shit-eating grin.
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"Shit," she cried, the sound breaking a dam in her, releasing a flood of tears.
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Not for a long time, till I'm able to look at you without all this shit in me and coming out of me."
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{ Pe*shit"o (?
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), Pe*shit"to (?
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{ Shit"tah (?
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), Shit"tah tree' }, n. [Heb.
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{ Shit"tim (?
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), Shit"tim wood' }, n. The wood of the shittah tree.
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Shit"tle (?
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Shit"tle , a.
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Shit"tle*cock' (?
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Shit"tle*ness , n. Instability; inconstancy.
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:shitogram: /shit'oh-gram/ /n./ A *really* nasty piece of email.